i copied KP's awesome idea and decided to make descriptions of my friends so u can guess which description is for you...

1. I have known you since you moved here. We consider it endearing when we call each other slut and whore. You're the smartest person I know, but we both know I'm in it for the sex. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!

2. I have lots of deep conversations with you. I feel like I can talk about anything with you, and you won't stare at me with a blank look on your face because you'll understand. You are bitterly sarcastic and it makes me laugh. We give each other massages.

3. You are quite possibly the craziest kid I know. Heck, we made up nicknames for our genitals. And we obsess over cartoon characters. We ceremoniously eat cheese dip.

4. You're kind of like my other half. Like my siamese twin. We like to freeze pictures of black man and white women having sex and put it on split screen so we can look at it. We practice dancing on ladders. We also like dancing in magic mushrooms.

5. You're the cutest kid I know. You always have amazingly cool necklaces. Your room is really cold, and when I sleep over I need lots of blankets. We like to lay out together, and we also like to spend hours listening to recordings of prank phone calls.

6. You're really sweet. I like to do analyses of your breasts. But not in a lesbian way. You bring out the redneck in me, and I like how all the food in your house is healthy. You are about as sad as I am that Javy is leaving.

7. You have big boobs also, and you like to rub them on people. But I don't mind. You have an ongoing porno in your head. You like to talk about my butt. We have like 29478489 memories from bowling lock-ins and we like to bring them back.

8. You like to stalk me. I am your best friend. You call me a lot and you call me your nigga. I turned you onto country music. You act like my dad, and I know you would always be there to beat some guy's ass if he tried to rape me.

9. You are the ultimate chorus dork, and for that, I idolize you. You have pretty hair. You like chorus boys. And you speak elfish. You like Orlando Bloom, and you always take fun pictures with your camera.

10. You straighten your hair almost everyday, and it looks beautiful. You think every chorus boy loves me, but I think they should love you, because you are beautiful. We have the same shirt, but in different colors and with different words.

11. You are the best at everything. Everyone wants to be like you, but they can't. You like to act like a bad ass so people will be intimidated by you. It works. You like to manipulate men and make them your bitch. We always go to Wild Bill's on the same nights but never see each other.

12. One time I went to Panama City with you, and guys in Alabama hit on me. We watched Mulan on the way down there. You don't like to dance, but I always try to dance on you. You love Hilary Duff.

13. You iron your hair. We like to shout the names of random basketball players that we don't know to see if they will look at us. One time I made you a crown made out of grass. And one time we went to Lake Lanier and got laid by Wildman.

14. We like to rub black men's heads to see if their skin will bunch up. We like to sing the clock song. One time we made a list called, "Things to Buy Once We Had Money." We like to get guys to buy things FOR us though.

15. You have red hair and a bubble butt. Your boyfriends like to smoke pot, but you still love them anyway. That makes you very loyal. I lost my pillow at your house once.

16. You are very smart, and sometimes you make me feel stupid. Not intentionally. You like to watch me dance, and you like to watch Pirates of the Caribbean. You think it's crazy that I don't find Johnny Depp attractive. One time when I was at your house, I invented a new way of eating pizza.

17. We have a love-hate relationship... one minute we are fighting, next we're not. You are obsessed with girl's butts. You are gonna show everyone up next year in basketball. You look out for me the best you can.

I might do some more later... that wuz kinda fun! hahaha

Gotta go get ready for the games... see yall laterrrr

hadn't written in awhile, so i figured i'd update.

i don't have any real homework today, so that's something to cheer about!! yay! not too often a smart-class kid can say that.. so this afternoon i have been.. eating ice cream, talking online, and sleeping. ahhh it's a great life.

very eventful weekend coming up.. more bout dat later..

lol i really didn't have 2 much 2 say, cept that the weather is really cold, my hair has been curly TWO days in a row, i never have good dreams (ever), i like black boys, and i'm excited about all state.

bored so i figured i'd update.

had a pretty good day 2day, but i'm pretty tired. i wuz up readin that stearnsy until 12.. grrr.

GUYS, I'M SORRY FOR DROPPIN THE N-BOMB 2DAY IN LARTS! ughh geez, u quote a simple line from a novel and every1 jumps all over you. it's not like i'm racist.. lol

HAPPY B-DAY TO MY BABY COLEY! omg she is sooo old! 15!! seems like just yesterday she wuz crawlin around in diapers.. lol

lunch wuz good again, cuz i wuz back with my carly. that's the way it ought 2 be. ahh i haven't hung out with that kid in so long, and it's not like i see her that much.. oh well.

"you cant control your reputation, so dont let it control you" --darryl's propro

i need to go look up the number for the drivers' license office.. heheheheee

wow. i've had the most funnest weekend already, and it has just begun.  mwaha.

yesterday i stayed after school and went to our JV games versus the ridge.. girls lost, boys won. then i got to go to this hotdog place with the zuks and liz. we got to eat this stuff that wuz like a cool mix b/w a slushie and ice cream.. ahh, i forgot wut they called it. but those kids are fun, and i had a great time. ehh, gettin stuck in the bathroom. then we went back 2 the zuks castle but it took us like 29347894 hours to get home cuz the traffic wuz HORRENDOUS! but thats ok cuz we listened to country and sexy negro songs. then we hung out at their crib for awhile, then i went home. the end.

today.. while the rest of u were sleepin, i got my ass up at 6:30 IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!! and went to our school for this community leadership workshop. they nominated like 5 kids to go from all the high schools around to go, and it wuz pretty fun. it lasted all day long, and they had activities and lots of speakers and stuff. then tori came and we went to justin's house. wow that wuz incredibly fun. we got to eat sish-ka-bobs with peppers on em that we didn't eat. and we got to listen to will hunter play his guitar. ahhh those kids are great.

tomorrow night.. WILD BILL'S BABY!! ahhh me n hay are gonna be TWINS!!! how cool are we. yessss. and JUSTIN HARBISON'S coming with us!!! and a whole bunch of pplz we know are gonna be there. it's gonna be sooooo fun. i can't wait. yah well someone leave me a comment. much luvin.

this weekend has been good so far. yesterday i stayed after school for the freshie bball game, and since it wuzn't until 4:00, i went 2 kristi's and hung out with her and collz for awhile. ahh i luv those gurls so much. we had a fun time, as alwayz. haha. kristi even let me borrow her super cute khaki pants, much thanxx 2 her!! hehe such a sweetheart. :) then i saw matt at the bball game and hes super sweet so i had fun with him!! and of course cole n dee and lots of other great kids were there, so that wuz nice. girls lost a close one and the gentlemen won. then miss jane came and took us home. i went 2 work out at suwanee for awhile during my brothers bball practice, then i went over 2 dee dee's 2 spend the nite. we had cheese dip and it wuz SO FABULOUS. and we had LOTS of great girl talk. luv u guys so0o0o much. wow. and matt called me cuz he wuz thinkin bout me n missin me. heh. i felt so special. wut a nice kid. :) so we went 2 bed relatively early and got up like 12, then i went home like 1.. then jayme randomly came over with mikey and i talked 2 him for a bit.. and I ACTUALLY SHOWED HIM MY ROOM!!! he's known me 4ever, been over here so many times, but i'd never showed him my room. weird, i know. but he said it wuz great. it's a big room. now i'm about 2 go get prettified for the movies 2nite. i'm goin with sum fun ppl so that oughta be nice. now my daily vent to make this entry complete...

i hate it when i try my hardest at something or someone (lol) and ppl either A) dont even notice or B) sit on their lazy asses and still manage to get by with whatever/whoever it is i am working my booty off for

^^kinda leaves u up in the air, and is not referring to anyone in particular, prolly none of you, but this is how i feel sometimes. yeppers.